This blog is an experiment in mind control…and this picture is proof I was born with RBF, so, don’t take it personally.

When I was about 2, I saw a dolphin in the lake and no one believed me, but I will forever remain on the quest to find the truth–that’s why I went to journalism school.

When I was in second grade, I made these elaborate stories (and back stories) that thoroughly convinced my best friend there was some type of alien race/monsters living under a tarp just beyond the fence of our school’s playground, mostly just because I was bored and wan’t being challenged enough in school, so I probably should have realized then that fiction was more my strong suit.

When I was nine, I wrote a 10 page burn book, but it was literally just about this one kid that was annoying me at the time, so my resume says I’m dedicated and passionate.